Thursday, May 1, 2014

Nets Empty First Quarter Seat Emboldened By Twitter Callout

In response to being called out by the Brooklyn Nets twitter account as a bad fan, Empty First Quarter Seat showed stoic resolve today. Empty First Quarter Seat wasn't taking any questions, but it was plain to all that he knew this was the biggest game of the season. "It's do or die right now. It's win or watch the Ice Capades. He'll be ready," said Nets Coach Jason Kidd while giving one of his many court ordered high school speeches. "He lives for these moments, and he thrives in 7pm tipoffs. He's been here all year, game in, game out. I'd say he's the most dependable part of the franchise, but that would be a disservice to Andrei Kirilenko's wife, who's been hot all year."

Deh-Shay Deh-Shay Bah-Sah-Rah! Deh-Shay Deh-Shay Bah-Sah-Rah!

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